By Paul Harry
It was a Saturday evening, and the rain was falling, but it could not stop people from meeting and stop things – whether interesting, strange, or shocking – from happening. As every other day, people were engaged in several, various activities.
Some were selling, while others were going to the market to purchase their Sunday food. There were children busy selling in the streets, some with biscuits, cookies, water, eggs, Winter Fresh, ground pea candies, etc.
While some pastors were preparing themselves for their Sunday morning sermons, other pastors were busy re-living the lifestyle they engaged in before they received Christ.
One such pastor was Pastor Mah-jay-say-pay. He was pastoring the Modern Christian Church. That evening, he had taken one of his unmarried female members, the Assistant Choir Directress, to the Relax Yourself Motel.
It was the first time he had taken her there, although he had earlier taken other female church members there. As soon as they entered the motel room, he grabbed the girl and kissed her romantically for a few seconds. When he finished, he remarked: “Romans 16 verse 16 says we should kiss one another with a holy kiss.”
The girl smiled and replied, “But ehn Song of Solomon 1 verse 2 says you should kiss me and kiss me again because your love is sweeter than wine?”
Before long, both were naked like Adam and Even in the Garden of Eden. The only difference between them is that Adam and Eve became naked after eating the apple, while Pastor Mah-jay-say-pay and the Choir Directress were naked before they could eat their own.
But before they could start their sweet social activity, Pastor Mah-jay-say-pay sat with crooked legs opposite the girl and gazed at her for a few seconds, reading and enjoying her beauty and imagining the thing he would soon do to her and how he would do it.
The girl giggled and said, “Pastor, ehn you know John 13:27 says what you have to do, do it quickly?”
Pastor Mah-jay-say-pay understood the code and, so, the code he applied to the satisfaction of both, licking body and spit here and there and sweating in the process.
Of course, every good thing must come to an end, so it was time to go out. As soon as they stepped out of the room, Mother Experience, the wife of Pastor Mah-jay-say-pay, and one of the male members of the church were also coming out from one of the motel rooms. The boy was the boyfriend of the girl Pastor Mah-jay-say-pay had just slept with.
Quickly, Pastor Mah-jay-say-pay shouted to his wife, “What are you doing here with that stupid boy?”
Mother Experience coughed and said, “My dear husband, ehn Matthew 7:12 says we mon do unto others as we want them to do unto us?”
Before long, cussing and fighting opened. I passed by them quietly and entered the motel to ask whether the motel were also operating a Bible college.
